Random good thing about graduating college:

I will never have to shower in these showers again. Oh my god these are the only showers that actually make me feel dirtier AFTER I shower. And the curtains! Oh god the curtains! THE CURTAINS ARE THE WORST.

I have NO good memories in these showers. Even sex in these showers, all I’m left with now is —WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU COULD HAVE CAUGHT? TOTALLY NOT WORTH THE SEXUAL INTRIGUE. NOT WORTH IT, STINA, NOT WORTH IT.

*shudder*